Strongest in the whole world

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

hotbutterpopcorn:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

can i delete this entire world

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

cantimancan:

vverealldeadhere:

So I looked trough my SSBB-snapshots and found this..

daddy~

cantimancan:

vverealldeadhere:

So I looked trough my SSBB-snapshots and found this..

daddy~