Strongest in the whole world

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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Day 3. Without cum

airrogance:

Things are starting to get blurry. My mouth is the driest it’s ever been. It’s hard to imagine what it will be like in five days, hell, if I even.. make it that long.

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

cute pet names to call your girlfriend
  • Miss
  • Mistress
  • Leader
  • Chief
  • Captain
  • Commander
  • Boss
  • Owner
  • Number One
  • Kaiser
  • Imperator
  • Shepherd
  • Sovereign
  • Eminence
  • Premier

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

shelfwarmer:

Super Mario Sunshine.

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

when someone younger than you tries to tell you what to do

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