Yoshi’s doin’ some crazy shit on his new island.
this fucking kangaroo is more ripped than me and im PISSED
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
when someone calls a white person “cracker”
this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?
I am doing this from now on. Fellas you have been warned.
this is so great.
Forever.FOREVER. I WILLDO THOS FOREVER!
oh my god